Mr.Candiipants

manicuredmoose asked: Have you considered getting a disqus? It would make it easier for all of us to praise you. ;)

Oh whoa I didn’t know this even existed before now. I’m gonna check it out, because I’m always down for extra ways to boost my ego. Also talking with y’all. Mostly the ego though…

*EDIT*— I did it! I’m so tech-savvy! Wowie!!

Anonymous asked: your Kristen Wiig impression made the video and you fiddling with your cat to show us his little front teeth made me laugh aloud. I think more people than you seem to believe DO watch til the end of the videos, even the zany ones. It's almost a compulsion for me, haha. that's not creepy, eh?

OH MY GOD YOU KNEW IT WAS A KRISTEN WIIG IMPRESSION I HEART YOU. also not creepy, awesome. thanks to all you lovely people that enable me into making my videos absurdly long. you’re great and slightly terrible.

icandomynails asked: I found UO Virgin for 99 cents yesterday! You might wanna check it out :)

You’re the second person now that’s told me UO is having a sale today!! That’s so excite! People should go check it out! ALERT ALERT ALERT

kittywampuss asked: Oh my gosh, that peely nail thing happens to me on one finger only, too! My right index nail always peels and gets thin, hence why it's always shorter than the rest :/ I always just assumed it came from being my most-used finger

Haha it’s good to know I’m not the only person this happens to, but I doubt it’s from being your most-used finger. My constant-peely fingernail is my left ring finger. Like what??

miniatureart asked: hello where did u get those brushes from the turtle tutorial. I got some in amazon but they were terrible. This would be a HUGE help! Thank you so much! u have fantastic skillz!

I find nail art brushes are really hit or miss, and it’s hard to find ones that are really good and small enough or the right size for whatever you want to do, but if you want to try to work with those brushes you got, cut the bristles off to get the shape/size you desire! That’s what I do and it can turn shit brushes into brushes that aren’t total butthole.

Anonymous asked: I was wondering if you have a problem with your nails like flaking off because you paint them so much? It happens to me and I have tried numerous bottom coats but nothing seems to work.

I have this problem on only one of my nails and I don’t know why it happens and it’s really annoying and even when I cut off all the crappy part of that nail it still grows back and like peels off again and i HATE IT.

However, my nails for the most part are really healthy and they actually hold up better when they’re painted. I use OPI Nail Envy for the most part, though I’ve been wearing Butter London Nail Foundation some lately and I like that too.

Keeping your nails well-hydrated between manis is important too, so like right after taking off polish, rub some cuticle butter or oil or whatever into your cuties and you nails and that should help. I hope…

Anonymous asked: wow! I like those sponge nails so much. would you consider blessing us with another famed tutorial? ;) xoxo

Yeah I think I’ll do that one tomorrow! It’s sooo easy to do y’all are gonna die. 

(I shouldn’t make promises like tomorrow. Knowing me, it’ll happen in a year.)

**EDIT: I’m recording this shit right now. You’re a bunch of lucky little bastards.**